We found out where Pavel Durov's villa in Dubai is located. Pavel was not at home that day, we swam through his huge pool and climbed out the window. We were in his bathroom, next to the toilet, and we found toilet paper with the WhatsApp logo on it.
Pavel hates WhatsApp so much for its dependence on special services and attempts to parody Telegram that he literally wipes himself with it.
We stole this toilet paper and are tokenized it on a blockchain called Toilet Paper Du Rove's, so that everyone can become its owner.